Thursday, December 27, 2007

Be careful in the bathroom: Part 1

Let's go back in time a bit...back to the 1980's when I was about 6 or 7. I was in the upstairs bathroom with the beautiful black and white tile (the future site of this incident).

When it occurred to me, that with my pants around my ankles, I was just like a bunny. In fact, I was exactly, like a bunny!

And what do bunnies do? Yes, yes, they eat carrots. What else? Give away Easter eggs? Right, right...anything else? Hop! Yes they hop. I looked like a bunny, therefore I decided to hop around like a bunny.

I think I got in one or two lovely hops before I tripped, smacked my head on the floor and chipped my tooth.

Thank god I didn't pretend to be a skunk.
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