Secondly, I'm on top, babies. Well, I'm on Alltop. It is a "digital magazine rack" created in part by Guy Kawasaki. I could go on and on about how wonderful he is but I'd rather just gaze at his eyes for a bit.
Join me, won't you?
(He's so cute when he giggles.)
Now you are probably asking yourselves, "Missburrows, how did you get included on Alltop?"
Good question.
I stood outside his home and turned on my favorite sex toys one by one, while reading their official names, what kind of power they required, special quirks, etcetera.
I'm kidding.
I actually FedExed them to him.
I'm kidding.
It was UPS.
With this honor comes a badge. The badges that Alltop provides are pretty good.
The badges that The Bloggess made are even better.
But, I felt the need to put the Missburrows spin on mine. The others just weren't enough.
20 comments:
well now that you've boxed up all your toys and sent them away you probably need to go shopping.
Too funny, I was just checking you out when you clicked "follow" on Twitter. Spooooooooky, dude.
So, um, hi!
excellent.
Oh, and MM just told me that May is National Masturbation Month.
We all need to go shopping....
thats me up there. Traci. Mielikki. Whatever.
brain is mush from realtor torture, and I just don't care anymore about being anonymous...
"mommy, what's a sex toy?"
"stop looking over my shoulder and go to sleep! in fact, what are you even doing in here? this is my room."
Oooh, he's dreamy. Just like Davy Jones.
YOU. ARE. AWESOME.
Congrats. I hope you get to lunch with him like The Bloggess, too. Report back.
Congrats on you Topness.
Personally I like to be on the bottom, but that is neither here nor there.
Hope your shopping for replacement silicone toys is successful.
-Stu
Very cool. Saw this yesterday from my phone but couldnt' comment. Nice badge work.
And you know I like the new look...
You've only been a dominatrix since 2008? You're such a newbie!
cami: Hell yeah! Date! Time! NOW!
maggie: Um, hi yourself. You'd better not be one of those loud neighbors (unless of course you invite me to your wild parties).
traci: Oh. I thought every month is National Masturbation Month. ;)
mielikki: What's that? I cannot figure out who you are. Hmm. I'll just call you anonymous. ;P
holly: Actually, I think you just missed a great teachable moment. Go wake her up and TEACH DAMMIT!
greta: Sometimes, I just like to look at him and dream about us living in Alltop land.
stephanie: Ah, thanks. Nothing a little stalking didn't achieve. Speaking of lunch. YOU. ME. CAMI. When??
stu: Yes, well, it can't be all missionary all the time. You need to send your wife here to Portland so we can have lunch and "shop".
bubblewench: Thanks. It's all Cami.
jenny: Oh, you're gonna play like that are ya? I've been dominating for a long time, since, crap, 2007! Only been on Alltop since 2008.
(PS-Did you get the Kawasaki Harem meeting newsletter for this month? I think mine got lost.)
next week. we're going. let's go.
what day?
Congrats! That is awesome! I want to get 'in on that'
LOL @ Holly's comment. HA HA HA
I saw your name in Bossy's comments and did a double take. . .my maiden name is Burrows.
Mama????
I still haven't really grasped the concept of Alltop yet, care to elaborate? I don't get how it is all cool and all that... The main page looks ho hum.. ??
camikaos: Oh you know what day, baby.
meleah: Hey, this is my blog. We do not talk about Holly here. ;)
fairly: Oh sweetie! Reunited! Hey, can I borrow some money? (Burrows is a pet name, not my real last name.)
talina: I believe that it is suppose to organize all the cool news and happenings in to one handy place. Sort of like perusing a magazine rack.
Ooooh, love the new header!
You are welcome to take Stephanie 'shopping' anytime.
What is good for the goose...
-Stu
Next time we visit Chuck E Cheese promise me you will leave your toys at home, kay?
P.S. I am seeing a trend here. I think you find geeks sexy or something. Your husband must be, like, uber geeky to compete with all this delicious smart guy geekiness!
groovy: I KNOW!! All props go to CamiKaos!
stu: YAY!! Please deliver her ASAP!
dapoppins: Actually, yes he is. (I hope your son --and you--are doing better!)
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