Anyway, when I went to take a nap on Sunday afternoon. Our house looked like this:
when I woke up from my nap a few hours later, it looked like this:
I am actually really grateful my husband went ahead and took the fence down. We've been talking about doing it for 3 years now.
However, my first thought upon seeing it was, Hey, all we need is a red light and some half naked women dancing in the window. That would really class up the place.
But that is just crazy.
Half naked men would be much better.
Speaking of exposure, I'm sure that by now you know that the best place to Expose Your Treasures is Treasurelicious.com. But we can't be on the internet all the time. So, the first 10 blog readers to email me at my gmail account, will get 2 Treasurelicious stickers to do with as they wish. Stick them on your car, your guitar case, whatever you wish. Enjoy.
Please excuse me, I have strippers to call.
12 comments:
Yeah, those are some great poles! Nice. Can you perhaps rent them out? Make some extra cash?
Now how does one email you for a damn sticker when one cannot find your email address on this site.
WARNING: I AM TECHNOTARD!
Ok, am I dumb or is your e-mail addy not posted? Either way, I want stickers! Puh-leeease please pleeeease!
missburrows at gmail dot com
that's her email
nice poles.
Can you specify Polish strippers?
I'm just sayin'
"I have strippers to call."
hahahhahahahahhahhaha
you called? sorry, i was at a gig already.
you know those poles look like i could get me some serious splinters...
if there's one place i don't want splinters...it's...
you know. you're saying it now!
Holly! Ouch! That is some extreme pole dancing. You know it's only a matter of time...
Make sure during the stripper interviews you ask them how they feel about slivers.
These poles are where a pair of assless chaps would come in handy...
-Stu
bubble: Stickers have been mailed.
lilacspecs: See Cami's comment below. I just need your address, "lilacspecs in Belgium" is not going to cut it.
cami: Smarty pants you are.
mielikki: Thanks, we worked hard on those poles. :)
meleah: Yeah, but no one will return my calls. Something about them not wanting to strip outside in the rain. Bah!
holly: Please keep your bottoms on this time, you don't want the customers to see your passwords.
groovy: No, no...I'm the house. I get the $$ but don't dance.
stu: Oh, well, we will have tweezers handy.
ps....feel better
You could always coat the poles in tinfoil to make them look all snazzy and prevent splinterage. And a red light would look so lovely, a flashing one, maybe spelling out 'girls' or 'peepshow' or something.
meleah: Thank you sweetie!
jo: My god, you are brilliant! Ah, crap, you are gonna want a cut of the profits aren't you? Damn.
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