I'm sure that now you are laughing or at least giggling to yourself, thinking that I am a nut. But, ladies and gentlemen, I am serious. Food should only go IN your mouth. This includes all food not just the phallic shaped ones.
For example:
Feel free to put these things ON your body but not IN your body.
Unless of course you enjoy the hell that is a yeast infection or don't mind being sedated while a doctor removes food that has been lost in your internal cavity.
17 comments:
sensible as always.
That seems reasonable. Thanks for the educational links, too.
aw craaaap! okay, so how do i get those things OUT of there then...
Sure wish you were my sex ed teacher in junior high instead of Ms. Wallbang. She had a mustache and hated sex, which I could tell already at age 10. How's a girl supposed to trust the information?
I'm glad those last two links weren't back to other posts on this site.
I seriously would love to know what inspired this post.
I'm with lilaspecs....*HOW* do you know....?
Now, where DID I put THAT firecracker...? It was here just a second ago....
You have a happy 4th.
Put it where it doesn't belong!
Ewwww..and snicker. We used to have a rumor about one of the girls on the cheer squad...had to do with a frozen hot dog and lots of free time (and I'd suppose lubricant).
But still, ewwww....and I'm with Aaron on that note. :)
I am hysterical laughing over these. and wondering what the heck is wrong with people?
And I am looking at the name of your blog....the 'A' stands for WHAT????????? Oh---another hole! EWWWWWWWW!
Aw crap. I just went shopping...
-Stu
camikaos: Yep. That's me. Sensible with a capital XXX.
steven: You are welcome. That's what I am here for.
holly: I'm thinking that that long fork that comes with the grill might be good or, very, very, painful.
mediachick: It's called pubic hair, not a mustache and your teacher really shouldn't have been disrobing in class.
aaron: You and me both.
lilacspecs: One of my sex books talked about it.
leendalu: Oh, lordy, just when I thought I was crass, here comes you!!!
will: As long as you can get it out again.
loveyh: I think I've heard that same story. Eww is right.
meleah: Desperation. Shyness. Love of fruit and vegetables?
hotm: Yes, that's right. There are multiple holes in the human body...
Stu: May I suggest a nice salad instead? Much less dangerous.
Mediachick said "wallbang."
Also, after reading your entire Camp Naughty page, I really have no idea what it is or why I would want to watch it live and streaming.
Is MW the videographer?
Oh god! I heard a story about a couple that used cream cheese (ewww) and some was left in there. The woman started having a weird sensation days later and went to the dr. She had MAGGOTS IN THERE! Never, ever, ever!
Snort. Lovely images.
jake: Nope, MW was not the videographer. He had another job.
fairy: Oh please god no. That sounds like an urban myth. I would think the most she would get would be a nasty yeast infection.
jo: Yes, aren't they!
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