Friday, July 4, 2008

There is only one hole in your body where you should put food.

I will elaborate with some photos:

I'm sure that now you are laughing or at least giggling to yourself, thinking that I am a nut. But, ladies and gentlemen, I am serious. Food should only go IN your mouth. This includes all food not just the phallic shaped ones.

For example:

Feel free to put these things ON your body but not IN your body.

Unless of course you enjoy the hell that is a yeast infection or don't mind being sedated while a doctor removes food that has been lost in your internal cavity.
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